1 00:00:00,034 --> 00:00:03,141 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:05,591 - Right. - Jus, jus, just a little off the top. 3 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:07,179 - Got you, baby. - Alright. 4 00:00:07,214 --> 00:00:09,388 My bad, man. Watch out, man. You see me walkin'. 5 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:12,150 Donnie! [Laughing] 6 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:14,186 What you doin' with a Rubik's Cube, man. 7 00:00:14,221 --> 00:00:16,292 You gotta watch your step. You bumpin' into my customers. 8 00:00:16,326 --> 00:00:17,810 First of all, he bumped into me, ok. 9 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,709 Second of all, it's not the Rubik's Cube it's the glasses. 10 00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:22,677 Turns out when you don't need glasses. Puttin' on makes you see worse. 11 00:00:22,712 --> 00:00:24,541 Then why are you wearing the glasses, dumbass. 12 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:26,095 Ah ha. Glad you asked. 13 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:27,820 Same reason I'm solving this Rubik's Cube. 14 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:30,789 To prove that I am no longer a doomass. 15 00:00:31,859 --> 00:00:34,137 But you still look like a doomass. 16 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:38,521 Ah ha! But appearances can be deceptive. 17 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:40,764 See, ever since I found out that my father's a brain surgeon, 18 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,318 I think that I inherited his smart genes. 19 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:43,836 So, I've been trying to act like it. 20 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:46,701 Last time you tried to act smart, you was yelling into an 21 00:00:46,736 --> 00:00:48,358 envelope trying to send a voice mail. 22 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:51,534 [Laughing] 23 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:54,330 So, let me get this straight. You think there are smart genes? 24 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:58,575 They got smart phone and smart cars, why wouldn't they have smart genes? 25 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:00,232 You know what. 26 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:04,478 Regardless of your ah, intentions, I think getting to know your roost is a good thing. 27 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:06,997 I always think it's good to know where you're from. You know. 28 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:09,069 Why it don't matter. 29 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,104 Don't matter? 30 00:01:10,139 --> 00:01:13,245 Look brother, I think if you wanna get to know the present you understand the past. 31 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,833 Naw, man. I don't buy that, 32 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,077 Shoot. Me and my family went to Africa. 33 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:20,908 Went to the beach, where our people were stolen from. 34 00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:23,083 Mhmm. That must have been deep. 35 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,429 Yeah, it was deep. 36 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:27,259 My family was down on that beach and all of them was cryin'. 37 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:28,743 - Mmm. - And you know what I felt? 38 00:01:29,296 --> 00:01:31,401 A deep connection with the motherland? 39 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:33,023 Naw. 40 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:35,198 A felt a deep connection with my Mother, man. 41 00:01:35,233 --> 00:01:37,235 She had all the sandwiches and wouldn't share with me. 42 00:01:38,477 --> 00:01:39,996 Boy, you didn't feel a connection? 43 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:42,964 Man, I was tryin' to connect, but I wanted to connect a sandwich to my mouth. 44 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:45,622 I'm just sayin', it ain't about that. 45 00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:48,108 Ok, brother. but technically you're from there. 46 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:51,939 Yeah, my daddy from Cleveland. Should I weep every time Lebron change teams? 47 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:55,356 Ah ha! I solved it! 48 00:01:56,012 --> 00:01:59,498 Turns out all you gotta do is switch the stickers to the side that you want 'em to go on. 49 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,190 And you too, can be a genius. 50 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,468 You gotta do all sides though, brother. 51 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:05,470 Well, I mean let start with the one and see what happens. 52 00:02:06,609 --> 00:02:08,645 ♪ Woke and my wife said to me 53 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,131 ♪ The bill collectors want their fees 54 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,409 ♪ Kids keep talkin' back to me 55 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:14,962 ♪ Family Time 56 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:20,519 ♪ Family Time, Family Time, Family Time 57 00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:24,696 [Instrumental Music] 58 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,698 Hey Lisa, you ever wondered where you're from. 59 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:29,873 Ahh, we grew up in nearly the same neighborhood, Tony. 60 00:02:29,908 --> 00:02:32,531 No, I mean like where your parent's parents are from. 61 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:33,739 My grandparents? 62 00:02:33,774 --> 00:02:36,294 No, like your great, great,great, great grandparents. 63 00:02:36,846 --> 00:02:38,848 Probably from Africa, Tony. 64 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:40,608 [Laughs] Yeah, probably. 65 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:43,611 Your ancestors are probably fromAfrica too. 66 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,026 - Yes. I'm aware.- Ok. 67 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:47,339 No, I was just thinking about lookin' into our genealogy. 68 00:02:47,374 --> 00:02:49,790 Oh no, let's let sleeping dogs lie. 69 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:52,931 Last time we went diggin' into our past, we thought we werecousins. 70 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:53,966 Yeah, but we're not cousins. 71 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:56,210 Yeah, but what if we found out we actually were? 72 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:58,108 That would definitely explain, Devin 73 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,110 [Knocking] 74 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:02,423 This boy. 75 00:03:04,494 --> 00:03:05,426 [Chuckles] 76 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:10,500 Oh, what's up Lisa? Girl you gettin' thick, you better chill out now. 77 00:03:12,813 --> 00:03:14,608 Man, take off them glasses. 78 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:16,334 I think they make me look smarter, Ton. 79 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:18,612 Quick ask me a question only a smart person would know. 80 00:03:19,129 --> 00:03:20,855 What's the capital of Lithuania? 81 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:22,132 Easy L. 82 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:23,927 He got you there, Tony. 83 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:25,446 It's not me, it's the glasses. 84 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:27,586 Let me see those. 85 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:30,106 Aw, naw. They wouldn't work for brother. I got the smart genes. 86 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:34,075 Something smell good. Hey Lisa, what you cookin'? 87 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:35,732 Um, not for you. 88 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:37,734 Cheryl's bringing over her man tonight. 89 00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:43,326 When will Cheryl realize to stop messing with these scrubs. I'm the one for her. 90 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,466 Ah, there six billion people in this world, 91 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:48,469 and I'm sure she'd date half of them before she'd think about dating you. 92 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:52,162 Psst. There's no way she'd date two and half billion dudes before me. 93 00:03:52,404 --> 00:03:54,061 Heh, she'd be too tired. 94 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:55,235 Who got that type of stamina? 95 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,238 Donnie, I'm thinking of looking into my genealogy. 96 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,411 Aw, don't do that brother. 97 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:01,793 Stay away from that you never know what you could find out. 98 00:04:01,827 --> 00:04:03,104 What's the worse that could happen? 99 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:07,212 Aww, man. That chick Ava Duvernay, who made that Selma movie... 100 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,834 She found out... 101 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,423 We the only ones here, right? 102 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:14,668 She found out her ancestors were slaves. 103 00:04:16,428 --> 00:04:17,567 I know. 104 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:19,259 It's not me, it's the glasses. I'm tellin' ya. 105 00:04:20,743 --> 00:04:21,882 I think it's good to know things. 106 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:23,055 For better, or worse. 107 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,679 Yeah, what if you found your ancestors were murders? 108 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:26,887 Some of them probably were. 109 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:29,234 Umm hmm, what if you found they weren't Kobe fans? 110 00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:31,409 That would hurt, but I would find a way to work through it. 111 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,586 Alright, I'm in. Cover me. 112 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:38,139 Cover you? 113 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:39,555 Yeah, pay for my genealogy test. 114 00:04:39,589 --> 00:04:40,625 I wanna find out, too. 115 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:44,629 I never agreed to pay for your genealogy test. 116 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:46,941 I wonder if you ancestors were as selfish as you are. 117 00:04:47,217 --> 00:04:47,942 Hey, Lisa. 118 00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:49,565 You paying? 119 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:55,743 [Instrumental Music] 120 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:58,470 Aww, man you put your foot in this. 121 00:04:58,505 --> 00:05:00,403 Thank you so much for having me for dinner, Lisa. 122 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:01,749 Eh, I helped too. 123 00:05:01,784 --> 00:05:03,303 Oh, Tony. What did you make? 124 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:06,202 Yes Tony, I would love to know what part of dinner you helped with. 125 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:09,101 I helped keep Lisa on task. 126 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:11,897 Ok, every time she got distracted. I said come girl we gotta finish this food. 127 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,313 We meetin' Cheryl's new boyfriend tonight. 128 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,831 Well, I appreciate that brother. 129 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:15,660 My man. 130 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:17,040 How did you two meet? 131 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:20,320 Oh, it was basically a scene out of a romantic comedy. 132 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:21,804 So there I am, downtown. 133 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,012 Fighting a parking ticket. 134 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:24,427 Which was totally unfair by the way 135 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:26,429 I was barely parked in front of that fire hydrant. 136 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:29,225 Oh, oh, oh, you're never suppose to park in front of a hydrant. 137 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:30,433 And why is that, Lisa? 138 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:32,401 A fireman can't put a hose over my car? 139 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:34,472 Yeah, that's the argument she used in court. 140 00:05:34,506 --> 00:05:36,853 Now, I'm, I'm a lawyer. I heard everything. 141 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:37,682 I've never heard. 142 00:05:37,716 --> 00:05:40,270 [Imitating Cheryl] A fireman can't put a hose over my car, argument. 143 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:41,341 [All Laughing] 144 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,583 I still had to pay the ticket. 145 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:44,896 And the judge almost held me in contempt of court. 146 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:48,106 But Benjamin, had already arrested my heart. 147 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,141 Mmm. 148 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,006 [Laughing] Isn't that so cute, Tony? 149 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:53,283 Uh, that'll fade. 150 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:57,909 So listen as a lawyer, what is like the dumbest criminal you ever met? 151 00:05:58,185 --> 00:05:59,842 Oh, I got one. I got one. 152 00:05:59,876 --> 00:06:03,466 Listen so I had this potential client who allegedly, he did it, right. 153 00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:06,296 Robbed a gas station, and then made off with all the scratch-offs. 154 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:09,196 So the police are interrogating him and they have nothing on him, ok. 155 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:14,374 I mean like the security footage is fuzzy, and the cashier can't pick him up out of a line up. 156 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,720 Ok, I'm guessing he's gonna mess this up. 157 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:17,998 Oh yep, yep, yep. So the cop says that due to 158 00:06:18,032 --> 00:06:20,759 the value of the scratch-offs this could be a felony. 159 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:23,417 Oh, that's funny. Cause I have a scratch-off story myself. 160 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:25,246 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you won the lottery. 161 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:27,076 Ok, we get it, stop interrupting. 162 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:29,009 Anyway, right back to my brilliant client, right, 163 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:31,045 So he tells the cops. I scratched off all the 164 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,599 scratch-offs and they was worthless. 165 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:34,635 [All Laughing] 166 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:37,466 But he has a little bit of luck because I got him a misdemeanor 167 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,054 And a hard lesson in never talk to the police. 168 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:42,022 He has like a million stories like that. 169 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:44,852 Yes, and I have a lot more, but I have to use the restroom. 170 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,233 Right down the hall. 171 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,476 [Laughing] 172 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:49,581 The incense are under the sink, brother. 173 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,170 Isn't he terrific!? 174 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,654 He seems amazing. 175 00:06:53,689 --> 00:06:55,760 [Over The Top] Oh yes girl, he's fabulous. 176 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:59,453 No, no, in all seriousness. Um, I think you have a winner. 177 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,455 - Really? - Mmm hmm. 178 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:03,492 Oh my god, Tony. That means so much to me. 179 00:07:03,526 --> 00:07:05,079 It's so important that you guys like him. 180 00:07:05,114 --> 00:07:05,839 Hmm. 181 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,565 [Sighs] Because... 182 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:09,808 I'm gonna propose to him. 183 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:14,503 [Laughs] Yeah. 184 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:18,438 [Instrumental Music] 185 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,543 Wait you're going to propose to Benjamin? 186 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:21,786 I know isn't it great? 187 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:23,477 Isn't it a little too, soon? 188 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:25,893 And I mean, don't proposals usually happen the other way around. 189 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:27,861 Ok, Tony. You are just to old fashioned. 190 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:29,449 It's 2018. 191 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,658 Men propose to women, women propose to men. 192 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:34,384 Men and women propose to each other. It's wild. 193 00:07:34,419 --> 00:07:36,870 I don't maybe I'm a little too old fashion. 194 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:38,665 Ok, hold on now, hashtag time's up. 195 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:40,805 I thought the playing field was even now. 196 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:42,116 Ok, y'all need to make up y'all minds. 197 00:07:42,151 --> 00:07:43,255 I mean you're right. 198 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,637 I don't know, Cheryl maybe it's too soon. 199 00:07:45,672 --> 00:07:46,431 Oh.. 200 00:07:46,707 --> 00:07:48,882 Ok, it's too soon. That's easy for you to say 201 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:51,194 because you know you're married with two grown kids. 202 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:53,542 Look I know I'm flawlessly fabulous with the skin 203 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:55,475 goddess and the body of a twenty year old. 204 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,649 But time is gonna run out for me too, Lisa. 205 00:07:57,684 --> 00:08:00,480 Ok, do you have any idea how expensive it is to freeze your eggs? 206 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,620 And idea? It cost a lot. It's a lot. 207 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:04,484 You know what. You can use our fridge for free, if you want. 208 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:06,002 Use your fridge for what? 209 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:07,832 Uh, I was just proposing, that... 210 00:08:07,866 --> 00:08:09,834 - Umm. - Welp, not propose, propose. 211 00:08:09,868 --> 00:08:11,698 Ain't nobody proposin' about nothing. 212 00:08:11,732 --> 00:08:14,770 Mmm, I was just telling Cheryl, that she can use our 213 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:16,081 fridge as a storage. 214 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:17,807 - Yeah for her eggs. - For, um, ah, eggs. 215 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,637 Right, for I bought too many eggs. 216 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:22,225 So, what can I say, I love a good sale. 217 00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:23,779 Ah, good girl. You know 218 00:08:23,813 --> 00:08:25,470 fitness experts propose,,, 219 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,472 that eggs are an excellent source of protein. 220 00:08:28,749 --> 00:08:29,716 [Hitting Table] 221 00:08:30,613 --> 00:08:34,514 [Instrumental Music] 222 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,792 Alright here's your's, Lisa. 223 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:38,379 This one's you, Donnie. 224 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:39,277 This one's me. 225 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,279 Alright let's find out where we're from. 226 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:44,282 [Papers Rustling] 227 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,042 Whaaat? 228 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,528 Wher, wh, where are you from, Tony? 229 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,495 Upt, it says here that I have some, 230 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,946 some Kenyan, some Ghana, a little West Indian, 231 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,843 and some Zulu. 232 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,362 Owh wow, Zulu. 233 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:58,883 Yeah, yeah. Look at this. It says I'm a direct descendant of Shaka. 234 00:08:58,917 --> 00:08:59,987 Chaka Khan!? 235 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:01,575 Man, you are lucky, dude. 236 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:04,405 First you win the lottery. Now you gonna inherit that "Ain't Nobody" money. 237 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,579 Tell me something good. 238 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:08,686 Not that Chaka. Shaka Zulu. 239 00:09:09,065 --> 00:09:10,411 Who's that? 240 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,552 He's one of the biggest African monarchs. 241 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,794 This is amazing. 242 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:16,866 He was one of the most badass military leaders of all time. 243 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:17,867 Ha. 244 00:09:18,109 --> 00:09:21,768 I know he all disappointed that his heir is some tame, suburban husband. 245 00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:23,286 [Laughing] -Tame? 246 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:24,494 I can whoop your ass. 247 00:09:24,529 --> 00:09:26,669 Let's change the subject. Lisa, what are you? 248 00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:29,258 Um, apparently I'm white. 249 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,156 You don't look white 250 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,261 Specially, with all that ass. 251 00:09:32,295 --> 00:09:34,504 Right and them hip and them lips. 252 00:09:34,539 --> 00:09:35,782 Hey! Hey, hey! 253 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:39,440 Yeah, yeah. I mean according to this colonial 254 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:42,029 French and English, with a little scattered African. 255 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,583 Um hmm. Scattered in all the right places. 256 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,307 [Gigglling] - But, 257 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:47,379 I did know that, that, I could tell you had a little bit of white in ya. 258 00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:48,242 How? 259 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:52,074 Cause you're always ordering those fancy mocha-loca yacki-aki, frappa-yappa-do's. 260 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:54,421 So what those are delicious. 261 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:57,251 [Laughing] I'm with Ton, on this one Lisa. 262 00:09:57,286 --> 00:10:00,254 Those yappa-dappy-frappy-do's are definitely a white woman thing. 263 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:01,773 What. Ever. 264 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:03,257 What'd you get, Donnie. 265 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,294 [Sighs] 266 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,780 It's hard to see with these glasses on. 267 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:11,024 Take the damn glasses off man. 268 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,132 I am mostly Italian? 269 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,340 [Chuckles] - Italian? 270 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,894 That's crazy. Cause you look, black. 271 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:20,240 Then again, so did you Lisa. 272 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:21,517 I am black. 273 00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:24,175 Oh, I know. I can smell them hot combs burnin' at night. 274 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:25,521 Oh, psst, oh. 275 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:28,766 I guess it makes sense though. Italians are the blackest of all white people. 276 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:31,044 I mean they have darker skin, they're very religious, and 277 00:10:31,078 --> 00:10:32,562 they're both into organized crime. 278 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:35,669 Ok, that's a very ugly stereotype of both communities. 279 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:38,051 It's true, though! I mean the bloods and crips might not be as 280 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:41,054 organized as the Cosa Nostra, but you get the point. 281 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:46,646 Ah plus, Italians and black men both share a certain type of 282 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,441 physical quality, if you know what I mean. 283 00:10:49,476 --> 00:10:52,375 Oh, that is right. 284 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,102 How you know that's true, Lisa? 285 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,379 Oh huh, Tony. 286 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:57,208 How you know it's true? 287 00:10:57,242 --> 00:11:00,487 I don't know that it's true, per se. I mean I think. 288 00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:04,042 [Instrumental Music] 289 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:07,080 You know tell me again, why were not doing this at your place? 290 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:09,013 Oh, because he'll never see it coming here. 291 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:11,671 Yeah, I don't see Benjamin seeing a proposal coming from anywhere. 292 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:14,156 We already lit the candles and put out the flowers. 293 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,398 You really want me to move everything. 294 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,468 No, it's fine. 295 00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:18,470 Ok, good. So can I practice on you? 296 00:11:18,505 --> 00:11:19,609 The proposal? 297 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:21,819 Yeah, I mean I've never proposed to anyone before. 298 00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:23,441 Yeah and I hope you never do it again. 299 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,755 This is weirder than a DMX Christmas album, but I'll go along with it. 300 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:28,135 - Oh my god. - Ok. 301 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,620 Don't start crying. No, no, no. We're just practicing. 302 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:33,382 Ok. No It's just so beautiful. I'm sorry, ok. 303 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:35,039 [Giggling] 304 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,765 [Sighs] 305 00:11:36,799 --> 00:11:39,664 Benjamin, the last few months have 306 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,839 I'm sorry. Can you just use my name, 307 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,117 you know instead. I just really need to get into it. 308 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:46,084 Oh yeah, yeah, sure. 309 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,154 [Sighs] 310 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:51,055 Lisa, the last few months have been amazing. 311 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:55,438 And it made me realize that, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 312 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,269 And when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone, 313 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,961 you want the rest of your life to start right now. 314 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:02,894 - Will you marry me? - Yes! 315 00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:03,515 [Both] Yes! 316 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,207 A thousand times yes. Oh my gosh. 317 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,208 - It was good? - We have to do invitations. 318 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,865 Yes, yes, oh my goodness. 319 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:09,349 I wanna renew my vows. 320 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:10,626 - Awwe. - It was so good. 321 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,214 Can I be your maid of honor. Go, go, go. 322 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:13,802 Wait, wait. Can I listen from the kitchen? 323 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,735 No, only if you're very quiet. 324 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,184 Well you know this is my house right? 325 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,290 I would die if people thought I lived here. 326 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:21,499 Cheryl! 327 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:27,022 Benjamin, come in. 328 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,335 Door closing. 329 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,130 What is all this? 330 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:34,339 Where are Tony and Lisa? 331 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,275 Lisa. Uh, Benjamin. 332 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:43,797 Um, a, the last few months were amazing. Ignore that. 333 00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:45,592 Um, 334 00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,180 I realized that you... 335 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,216 Wait, hold, hold on Cheryl. 336 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,909 This is all amazing, but... 337 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:53,565 I can't marry you. 338 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:55,567 [From Kitchen] Why the hell not! 339 00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:56,983 Lisa! 340 00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:59,330 Yeah, why the hell not. 341 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:01,539 Cause I'm already married. 342 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,201 Oh my god, oh my god. 343 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,237 Wait a minute, Cheryl. 344 00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:10,893 [Door Slams] 345 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,659 Hold on, hold on, just one second. 346 00:13:18,694 --> 00:13:19,729 One sec, one sec. 347 00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:21,593 Wait, wait, wait, both shoes. Damn. 348 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,373 [Instrumental Music] 349 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:31,293 [Instrumental Music] 350 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,956 What in the Chaka Khan are you doin'? 351 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:41,924 Ah, ah, ah, it's Zulu, Shaka Zulu. 352 00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,409 Ton, Halloween been pass. 353 00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:45,531 Man, what's goin' on, man. 354 00:13:45,531 --> 00:13:47,378 ha haha ha! Very funny, that's funny. 355 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:50,243 [Jamaican Accent] Listen my friend, I have just found out 356 00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:53,280 that I am a direct descendant of Shaka Zulu. 357 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,868 So, I'm trying to connect with my roots. 358 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,697 You, you like an extra from roots, man. 359 00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,044 What the hell are you doin'. man. 360 00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,149 You feet ashy as hell, too. You see that. 361 00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,496 I do see this. This is how it is in the mother land. 362 00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:03,704 Look it is funny. 363 00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:06,431 Make jokes at my expense, that is fine. 364 00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:07,570 It is not your fault. 365 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:08,778 Look Tony, I ain't got time for this. 366 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,021 No, no, no, I'm not finished. 367 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,542 The reason why you make jokes at my expense, is because 368 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:18,858 Your ignorance due to the fact that you have lost your connection to the Motherland. 369 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:23,000 I ain't got time for this, man. I got customers, I gotta get back to work. 370 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,449 You are right. You are right. 371 00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:25,934 Get out of here, brother. 372 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,245 Go, go. 373 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,489 No, no, no, no, no, ah you go back, man. 374 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,318 Ton, you gotta wait your turn. 375 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,873 A direct descendant of Shaka Zulu does not require a turn. 376 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,876 My brother free yourself. 377 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,568 From the shackles of this electronic device that has fooled you 378 00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:41,535 into believing it makes you look more civilized. 379 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:42,571 Come, come, come. 380 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:44,055 Go, go, go. 381 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,782 Let your outward expression be expressed. 382 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:54,203 Dog, what are you doin'? That's one of my best customers. 383 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:55,239 Rodney, Rodney, Rodney. 384 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:55,964 [Grunt] 385 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,104 It is not your fault, but as a friend. 386 00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:01,038 I'm going to need you to stop 387 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,627 stripping our African American ancestors 388 00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:07,492 of their heritage with your dope fades. 389 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,667 Man, you burning my face, man. 390 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,461 Sorry. 391 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,257 Your breath is like a combination of zebra, and goat ass. 392 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,261 Tony, if you don't stop chasing customers outta my shop 393 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,988 With your fake Africa Bambaataa lookin I'm gonna take my right foot 394 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,023 and put it so far in your ass. 395 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,645 Hey, hey, hey. 396 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,270 [Speaking Like a Mafioso] If it isn't all my friends in the barbershop, huh. 397 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:30,515 Am I in the twlight zone? What's going on? 398 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,827 Rodney, my friend. 399 00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:35,900 Allow me to greet you with the two customary kisses on the cheek, Italian style. 400 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,625 Get in here, huh. 401 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:39,317 Yo, yo, yo. Do not kiss me, man. 402 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:40,491 I'mma gut you like a goat. 403 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:42,942 I'll ignore that. 404 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,529 Antonio. 405 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,566 - Hey. - Whaaat's uuuppp? 406 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,636 How are you? 407 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:48,948 My friend. I am very good actually. 408 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,259 Ah, let me explain. 409 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,711 Donnie, has just found out he is Italian. 410 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,609 - Italian? - Italian. 411 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:56,817 - Donnie? - Yes. 412 00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,681 Do that mean I get free bake ziti? 413 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,996 That's offensive, I'll ignore that. 414 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:06,241 Ok, I came here cause I got an offer to make 415 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:09,244 yous that yous can't refuse. 416 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,521 Alright, cool let's hear it. 417 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:11,694 Take a walk with me. 418 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:13,558 So you run a business, eh. 419 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:16,561 Let's call it barber shop, huh. 420 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,219 Be shame if any thing happen to it. 421 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,393 Or to yous. 422 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:23,948 Ok, Donnie. What are you gettin' at, man? 423 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,846 Ah, it's a nice place. 424 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,676 Could use a little protection. 425 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:32,543 In exchange for my protection, why don't you ah, give me some of your profits. 426 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:35,753 Let me get this straight, Donnie. You trying to shake me down. 427 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:38,756 Hey man, look put the razor down brother. I'm just trying to connect with my roots. 428 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,860 Alright. 429 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,760 You know what you and African Bambadda, y'all get over here 430 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,901 and you take your fake Donnie Whacko self and these ashy ass feet 431 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,799 and get the hell outta here. So I can get back to my customers. 432 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:48,662 Y'all understand me? 433 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,664 You are right. You are right. I will go back in no time. 434 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,183 - Get you some lotion, man. - Ok. 435 00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:54,875 - Hey, hey, Antonio. - Yes. 436 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:58,362 How bout we get outta here and I treat you to an African pizza, huh? 437 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,881 A little cannoli, little spinach, huh. 438 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,607 - Does it sound good? - It sounds very good. 439 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:04,195 Let's get some lotion, I'll find lotion. 440 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:08,199 So Rodney, it's always a pleasure. 441 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:12,445 Be a shame if anything happened to your place while I was gone. 442 00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:14,274 Take it, ah. 443 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:17,243 I'm gonna... 444 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:19,900 Who next? 445 00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:24,319 [Instrumental Music] 446 00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,769 You had no idea he was married? 447 00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:30,877 No, just a general feeling, that everything was too good to be true. 448 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,743 This is just how some guys are. 449 00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:37,987 Yea. My ex-husband was a dirt bag, he's a dirt bag. 450 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:39,679 You'll find the right one, Cheryl. 451 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:41,163 Lisa, what if I don't. 452 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:44,166 You know, I'm worried I'm gonna wind up settling. 453 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:47,066 I was strong enough to say no when my ex-husband came crawling back. 454 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,345 But what if i'm not strong enough if he comes crawling back? 455 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,864 And believe me he will come crawling back. 456 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,521 - Ah. [Knocking] 457 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,834 They always do. 458 00:17:59,008 --> 00:17:59,837 Upt. 459 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:03,461 Speak of the devil. He came crawlin' back, Cheryl. 460 00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:04,255 Should I hide? 461 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,532 - No, no, no. - What do I do? 462 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,706 Ok, I'm gonna let him in. 463 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,190 But no matter what he says. 464 00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:10,468 You just tell him to hit the road. 465 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,643 - Ok, hit the road. Yeah - Ok. 466 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,162 - Hit the road, that's what you tell him. - Yeah. 467 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,510 Hi. Um... 468 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,443 - Cheryl, here? - Umm hmm. 469 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:22,342 Wouldn't you like to know. You cheatin', lyin'... 470 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,826 Lisa, Lisa. 471 00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,966 I got it. Thank you, so much. 472 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,175 Thank you. 473 00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:30,178 These are for you. 474 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,663 Oh, well that's sweet. 475 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:35,114 The "I'm so sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm married." flowers. 476 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,943 Bye, hit the road. 477 00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:39,359 Please, please, please, listen. You ran out before I could explain. 478 00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:41,085 And you've been ignoring all my phone calls. 479 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:41,948 Ok. 480 00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:43,398 So here's your big chance. 481 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,504 So why don't you tell me the real reason you didn't tell me you have a wife. 482 00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:48,403 We've been separated. 483 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,301 We've been separated for two years now, 484 00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,959 and the divorce doesn't get finalized until a month from now. 485 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,376 And you know how it is with two lawyers. We've been nitpickin' every part of the contract. 486 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,346 So, you're single. 487 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,934 No, I'm with you girl. 488 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:06,731 And I just got out of a marriage. So if you don't mind. 489 00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:09,148 Maybe we can slow walk into my next one. 490 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,840 Yes, of course. 491 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,049 I'm not, I'm not in any rush. I'm just... 492 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:17,225 I wanted you to know, that you make me really happy. 493 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,918 [Mwah] I'm gonna fix the flowers. 494 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,264 I can fix, I can put them in water. 495 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:24,024 - I think I got a pitcher. - Don't, don't worry. Don't worry. 496 00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:26,337 I plan on showering you with many more. 497 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:26,855 Mmm. 498 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:29,858 For many, many, years to come. 499 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:30,962 Lisa. 500 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,481 - Ah, yeah. - Can we get a moment. 501 00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:34,794 Ump, don't you live around the corner. Oh, ok. 502 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:36,175 Go on, girl. 503 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,210 This ain't a game. 504 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,249 [Instrumental Music] 505 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:44,355 [Instrumental Music] 506 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:48,739 We regret to inform you there has been a terrible mix up in our lab. 507 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:52,156 Please accept our deepest apologies and your corrected genealogy reports. 508 00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:54,365 So, I'm not Italian? 509 00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:55,953 I guess that's good. 510 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,956 Cause I kinda got tired of gesturing with my hands like this all the time. 511 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,924 Welp, let's find out what we really are. 512 00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:05,583 Ah man, I'm black. 513 00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,276 Yeah, me too. 514 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:12,435 Well interesting enough, I found out I'm a descendent of Abraham Lincoln. 515 00:20:12,435 --> 00:20:13,919 So you're both welcome. 516 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:16,335 Ha, and you're both free to go. 517 00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:19,218 [Laughs] Don't go see no plays.